Jeg leser til eksamen #2

Jeg satt meg ned med bøkene idag klar for å gjøre en skikkelig innsats og hadde en fin plan. Men, i den planen hadde jeg ikke regnet med at min bror skulle sitte å se på tv, og at det han så på var min favoritt serie over alle favorittserie, nemlig How I Met Your Mother. Det er det morsomste jeg vet, har sett alle sesongene minst 2 ganger, men kan se de om att og om att.

Derfor tar jeg med en liste med fantastiske sitater fra Barney:

Barney: Do you like... magic?

Barney: You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be AWESOME instead. True story.

Penelope: Is he a nice guy, or some jackass like Barney?
Barney: Hey!!
Penelope: You hit on my mom!
Barney: We weren't exclusive!

Barney slaps Ted across the face]
Ted: Ow! What the hell?
Barney: That wasn't me, that was the universe.

Barney: This feud goes so far back, I don't even remember who fired the first shot.
Marshall: You?
Barney: Totally!

“Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro—I'm Broda!”

“It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!”

“Oh right, because there can be too many of something wonderful. Hey Steve Gutenberg, maybe just make three Police Academy movies. America's laughed enough.”